StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Apple co-founder Steve Jobs may appear on a US postage stamp as early as 2015, according to reports.
• President Obama has defied a protesting China and met with the Dalai Lama at the White House, while voicing strong support for the protection of Tibetans' human rights.
• A major peace breakthrough in Ukraine has halted violence as President Viktor Yanukovich has agreed to give up power and hold early elections for a national unity government.
• Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has kicked CNN and its reporters out of the country saying the news network is part of a US effort to "demonize" his government.
• Harvard University is reviewing access procedures for the school's supercomputer cluster after it was illicitly used to mine Dogecoins.