StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Virginia State Police have arrested 5 and have charged them in connection with the presumed death of State Police Captain Kenneth Quick.
• Russian Prime Minister Dmitri Medvedev apparently was caught on tape taking a nap in the audience during yesterday's Sochi Winter Games opening ceremony.
• The US takes the first gold medal of the Sochi Games with snowboarder Sage Kotsenberg's win in the Olympic debut of the Snowboarding Slopestyle event.
• January's job numbers were weaker than expected, with only 113,000 new jobs for the month, but the unemployment rate dropped a tenth of a point to 6.6%
• NASA's Martian Reconnaissance Orbiter project got a good glimpse this week of a new crater on Mars, as the red planet suffered an asteroid impact some time between mid-2010 and mid-2012.