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• Spanish law enforcement officials have busted a major cocaine smuggling operation involving waterproof backpacks hidden underwater, and have netted nearly a ton of the drug.
• The World Health Organization is predicting a doubling in the number of 2012 global cancer deaths by 2032, saying sedentary lifestyles and processed foods will contribute greatly.
• Bell Canada says over 20,000 small business customer accounts and passwords were posted online when a third-party supplier was hacked over the weekend.
• Switzerland's upcoming vote next week on immigration restrictions could hinge on how ex-pats vote on allowing EU workers to fill Swiss jobs.
• New laser 3-D printing techniques have given rise to lightweight, super-strong polymers that could be the material of the future.