StupidiNews!

• With the Sochi Winter Games opening in a few days, US counterterrorism officials say they are tracking "credible, specific threats" against the Olympics.
• Doctors and engineers have come up with a "spray-foam" method of sealing battlefield bullet injuries that can cover a gunshot wound in 15 seconds.
• Speaking before a Senate hearing in the wake of December's massive consumer data breaches, retailers admitted hacker "have the upper hand" when it comes to credit card info. 
• China is facing yet another strain of bird flu, H10N8, which has already claimed two lives and is related to the same virus responsible for the previous H5N1 strains.
• Microsoft has finally decided on a new CEO: Satya Nadella, former VP of Enterprise Solutions, as the new person at the helm as Bill Gates will step down as Chairman of the Board.