StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• US officials are warning Americans in Russia to beware of possible violence ahead of Sunday's Crimea referendum to secede from Ukraine and join the Russian Federation.
• Tennessee becomes the latest state ordered by a federal judge to recognize out-of-state same-sex marriages under the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause.
• Analysis of satellite information shows that missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 may have been hijacked thousands of miles off course and ran out of fuel over the Indian Ocean.
• The Obama administration says the United States will hand over control of internet naming domains to a non-governmental organization in 2015.
• Microsoft's Xbox One matched Sony's PlayStation 4 in sales for the first time in February, but still remains well behind Sony's console in US sales.