StupidiNews!

• A new report from the American Society of Clinical Oncology finds that cancer will surpass heart disease as the number one killer of Americans by 2030.
• The use of public transit is growing in the US, as Americans took a record 10.7 billion trips on public transportation systems in 2013.
• Maoist rebels are claiming responsibility for 16 deaths during an ambush of police in eastern India ahead of next month's general elections.
• Malaysian officials say the two individuals that boarded missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 with stolen passports do not have any terrorist ties, as the search for the plane continues into day 4.
• Cable giant Comcast has cut a deal with Sony to stream the first season of Netflix's House of Cards and a number of other TV shows on its Xfinity on-demand streaming service.