StupidiNews!

• LA County Sheriff's Department investigators have concluded that "Fast & Furious" movie star Paul Walker was killed while driving too fast, at least 80 MPH in a 45 MPH zone.
• As expected, as US appeals court has extended the stay of same-sex marriages in Michigan pending the state's appeal over the unconstitutional finding of its ban on the practice.
• The death toll in Sunday's mudslide near Seattle is up to 14, with dozens still reported missing as search and rescue teams comb through the area.
• Senate majority leader Harry Reid has removed legislation from a Ukraine aid package boosting the International Monetary Fund opposed by the GOP in exchange for quick passage later this week.
• Minecraft developer Markus "Notch" Persson has canceled plans to bring the game to the Oculus Rift 3-D display system after the company's surprise acquisition by Facebook on Tuesday.