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• In Texas primary results, Wendy Davis secured the Democratic nod for Governor, and GOP Sen. John Cornyn easily survived a primary challenge from Tea Party Rep. Steve Stockman.
• The California couple who found $10 million in buried gold coins may have to return them to the US government as they appear to have been stolen from the San Francisco mint.
• President Obama's budget proposal paying for expansion in infrastructure and education through corporate taxes has already been pronounced "dead on arrival" by Republicans.
• Chinese Premier Li Keqiang says the country's government will "declare war" on Beijing's massive smog problem.
• Internet startup Flexcoin, which purported to have resolved the security issues with Bitcoin hackers, was immediately robbed of all currency and forced to shut down.