StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A magnitude 7.2 earthquake shook Mexico's southern Pacific coast near Acapulco, causing damage as far away as Mexico City.
• Condemning a brutal Friday attack on a UN base in South Sudan that killed 58, the UN Security Council said the incident may be considered a war crime.
• At least 12 are confirmed dead in the worst single incident in Mount Everest's history as an avalanche swept through a summit route at the start of the mountain's climbing season.
• The Obama administration will delay whether to expand the Keystone XL pipeline through Nebraska in a move that could put a final decision on hold until after the November elections.
• A Virginia court has denied climate skeptics access to emails of climate scientist Michael Mann while he was at the University of Virginia.