StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• As President Obama announced the threat of new sanctions against Russia as early as next week, Russian jets entered Ukranian airspace as Kiev warned Moscow was trying to start "WW III".
• A 16-year-old Connecticut high school girl was stabbed to death Friday as police are investigating a suspect who reportedly became enraged that she rejected his offer to go to the school's prom.
• A Justice Department corruption probe into US banks hiring the children of prominent Chinese officials is now being expanded to include other industries besides finance.
• European Union officials are also considering new sanctions against Russia as international monitoring teams in Ukraine may have been captured and are being used as hostages by militants.
• Stanford University's new password policy balances complexity with length as shorter passwords must contain more character types, while longer ones can be all lower case.