StupidiNews!

• The US and Israel are discussing the release of convicted Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard as part of a broader Mideast peace deal.
• St. Louis based Catholic healthcare firm Ascension Health is telling its physicians to no longer prescribe birth control medicine unless part of a hormonal therapy.
• Lawmakers from both parties on Capitol Hill say they will hold hearings to determine why automaker General Motors waited more than a decade to recall vehicles with faulty ignition switches.
• Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's salary in 2013 was $1 according to 2013 SEC filings, down from the half a million he took home as CEO in 2012.
• A California man has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for firing a laser pointer at an air rescue helicopter and later a police helicopter.