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• A sixteen-year old high school student faces multiple charges of aggravated assault and attempted murder after a stabbing rampage at a school in Pennsylvania.
• Former President Bill Clinton warned a Texas crowd that new voter ID laws "restrict the franchise" of voting and threaten to roll back 50 years of civil rights gains.
• Bank of America has made another settlement with federal regulators Wednesday, agreeing to pay $727 million in fines and restitution for deceptive credit card practices.
• Electric car company Tesla is coming to China this month with the first of the automaker's luxury sedans to be delivered by founder Elon Musk himself.
• A day after being named the Worst Company in America by Consumerist, Comcast's executive VP David Cohen admitted to Congress that the company is "deeply disappointed" with its service.