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• A 78-year old man connected with white supremacist groups is being held as a suspect in the shooting deaths of three people at two Kansas City area Jewish centers.
• Syrian President Bashar al-Assad says the country's three-year old civil war is turning in the government's favor.
• In Nigeria, suspected Islamist Boko Haram militants have killed at least 68 in a rampage across two villages near the Cameroon border.
• Swiss voters will go to the polls in May to vote on a referendum setting the country's minimum wage at 22 Swiss francs per hour, or about $25, the world's highest.
• Glow in the dark road markings have made their debut in the Netherlands on a 500 meter test stretch, which could save millions on streetlights.