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• A "massive and unprecedented" series of drone strikes against Al Qaeda in Yemen over the last three days has culminated in a Monday assault that has killed at least 30 militants.
• A sixteen-year-old girl in Palmdale, California was killed sleeping in her bed over the weekend when a drunk driver crashed into her family's apartment.
• A gunfight in eastern Ukraine early Sunday is threatening to unravel the fragile cease fire brokered between Moscow and Kiev last week in Geneva.
• Calling for an investigation into last week's ferry accident that left more than 300 dead or missing, South Korean President Park Geun Hye compared the ferry crew's actions to "murder".
• NASA's Kepler mission to locate Earth-like exoplanets has found a rocky planet only 500 light years away that exists in a habitable distance from a star and may contain liquid water.