StupidiNews!

• Russia has now recalled its ambassador to NATO after NATO countries jointly cut military ties to the Russian Federation earlier this week.
• Despite complete control of the state legislature, Florida Republicans say they don't have the votes to open the state to casino gambling.
• The US Army is continuing its investigation into why Fort Hood shooting suspect Specialist Ivan Lopez killed three and wounded 16 before turning his weapon on himself.
• After 33 years, David Letterman will retire from his show at CBS in the spring of 2015, ending the longest late-night hosting run in TV history.
• New analysis of NASA's Cassini probe of Saturn and its moons has discovered evidence that liquid water exists under the surface of the moon of Enceladus.