StupidiNews, Cinco de Mayo Edition!

• The estranged wife of LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling approves of the NBA's plan to name a new CEO for day-to-day operations of the team.
• In Panama, conservative opposition candidate and former VP Juan Carlos Varela has been declared the country's new President, succeeding his former running mate Ricardo Martinelli.
• Pro-Russian militants led a strike on an Odessa police station, freeing 67 fellow activists as the Ukrainian government declared the local police force to be corrupt and in collusion.
• Nokia is the latest tech company to partner with Google to build "intelligent" and internet-connected vehicles of the future.
• A high school senior in Miami has been charged with accessing his grades online and changing grades for him and at least four other students.