StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The first confirmed case of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS) has been reported in the US as a health-care provider from Indiana traveled to Saudi Arabia last month and contracted the disease.
• Firefighting costs to battle Western state wildfires on federal lands this year may exceed the budgeted amount by $470 million or more, according to the latest estimates.
• A firefight in the streets of the Ukranian port city of Odessa has killed dozens as pro-Russian militants and Ukrainian government forces clashed near the Black Sea.
• Swiss officials are looking to the US for a "fair and balanced process" in the Department of Justice cracking down on Swiss banks used to avoid US taxes.
• Apple has again won its copyright infringement trial against Samsung, but got less than $120 million of the $2.2 billion in damages requested.