StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Russian President Vladimir Putin has arrived in the Crimean port city of Sevastopol, his first visit to the region since it was annexed by Russian forces.
• South Sudan's President Salva Kiir has signed a cease fire with rebel forces on Friday to stop five months of bloodshed in the country.
• An Arkansas judge has refused to dismiss a lawsuit brought by shareholders against Wal-Mart over losses incurred when the company's Mexican division came under bribery scrutiny in 2012.
• The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit another record high on Friday as broader markets fell for the week.
• AT&T once again is telling the FCC not to reclassify broadband internet as a telecommunications service with common carrier rules, but critics are saying it's necessary to save net neutrality.