StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Dr. Robert Petzel, undersecretary for health in the Department of Veteran's Affairs, has resigned in response to growing questions about secret "wait lists" at VA hospitals.
• Minnesota has become the latest state to approve limited legalization of medical marijuana, bringing the total number of states with at least some legalization to 22.
• General Motors will pay $35 million in fines for its failure to address the issue with vehicle ignition switches in a timely manner, putting millions at risk.
• Ukrainian separatists have announced that the Donetsk region of the country has formed their own independent government and will break away from Kiev.
• The FCC's latest figures on cable TV rates find prices went up by over 6% in 2013, in line with yearly increases over the last 18 years.