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• LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling reportedly will refuse to pay his $2.5 million fine and reject the lifetime courtside ban for racist statements made on tape and will sue the NBA instead.
• Operation American Spring will begin a "sustained, Occupy-style" movement in DC today with the eventual goal of overthrowing leaders of both political parties.
• India opposition candidate Narendra Modi's party won the largest election victory in 30 years, with the BJP landslide expected to mean Modi will be the country's new Prime Minister.
• Credit Suisse is close to a deal with the US Justice Department over a guilty plea to tax evasion and a $2.5 billion fine.
• Jupiter's Great Red Spot, the massive, bigger than planet Earth-sized storm constantly swirling on its surface for centuries, may be shrinking according to the latest observations.