StupidiNews!

• The NTSB is investigating the cause of Wednesday's oil train derailment in Lynchburg, VA that spilled 50,000 gallons of crude into the James River.
• A senior prank night gone wrong resulted in over 60 students arrested for vandalization of a high school in New Jersey.
• Reported sexual assaults in the US military spiked by 50% in 2013 as Pentagon officials credit more incidents being reported due to crackdowns by the various military branches.
• Toyota is joining the effort in California to fund building hydrogen-fuel stations statewide to power the next generation of fuel-cell vehicles.
• Chinese university researchers may have answered that oldest of existential human questions: How to win at rock, paper, scissors.