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• Thailand's military has declared martial law to the apparent surprise of embattled PM Yingluck Shinawatra in what is being called a "half coup d'etat."
• Republicans in North Carolina are putting forth legislation that will criminalize revealing what chemicals energy companies are using in fracking processes.
• California's record drought could cost the state's agriculture business as many as 14,500 jobs as officials see no end to the three years of dry conditions.
• Russia is looking to seal a $400 billion natural gas deal with China to offset EU economic sanctions over Ukraine.
• Anti-identity theft service Lifelock has suspended its iOS and Android apps over concerns they may not adequately protect user data.