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• Several blasts in Urumqi, the capital of China's Xinjiang province, have claimed at least 31 lives as a busy marketplace was attacked by SUVs plowing into crowds and hurling explosive devices.
• A Southern California woman kidnapped a decade ago has been found and her apparent captor arrested after the victim contacted authorities through Facebook.
• EBay is advising all customers to change their passwords after admitting that 145 million user accounts were compromised in the second largest data breach in US history.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin says that troops massed on the Ukrainian border will be pulled back by June 1 as a gesture of good faith towards this weekend's separatist national election.
• Google is expected to announce a deal to acquire video game streaming site Twitch in a roughly $1 billion deal, but critics say Google's content ID system will all but destroy Twitch's core service.