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• A Nigerian official believes the country's military knows where the hundreds of girls who were kidnapped last month by militant group Boko Haram, but they will not use force to effect a rescue.
• Police in Stockton, California are searching for a man who is suspected of shooting at three women Saturday morning for not having sex with him.
• Texas Tea Party GOP candidates for Attorney General and Lieutenant Governor are looking to win primary runoffs in elections help tomorrow.
• Newly elected Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko's first political move is a promised "sharp increase" in military actions against pro-Russian separatists.
• Some 30 Air Force B-52 bombers will be upgraded and refitted with 21st century wi-fi technology through the Pentagon's CONECT program.