StupidiNews!

• In an interview with NBC's Brian Williams, NSA leaker Edward Snowden claims the US government actually trained him to be a spy, and that he was far more than a simple contractor analyst.
• At least one US newspaper is reporting that President Obama will authorize US troops to train Syrian rebels in order to counter al Qaeda influence in the country.
• Energy companies are expected to mobilize state legislatures and Congress in order to fight President Obama's expected EPA regulations on coal plants coming next month.
• Fed Chair Janet Yellen admits there's a slowdown in the housing recovery in 2014 and that there's little the Fed can do at this point to speed it up.
• Software maker Valve says it will delay its "Steam Machine" PC gaming console until at least next year, putting it into ""done when it's done" status.