StupidiNews!

• Former Microsoft CEO and co-founder Steve Ballmer will reportedly be buying the NBA's LA Clippers from the Sterling family for $2 billion.
• The San Diego office of GOP House candidate Carl DeMaio, one of three openly gay Republicans running for Congress this year, was vandalized just days before next week's primary.
• Ford is recalling nearly 1.4 million SUVs over possible power steering failure issues, including late model Explorers, Escapes, Mercury Mariners and Ford Taurus sedans.
• US regulators are seeking a $10 billion plus penalty from French banking giant BNP Paribas to settle multiple investigations into sanction-breaking dealings with Syria and Iran.
• Space enthusiast have re-established communications with the ISEE-3 satellite, originally launched in 1978, after the solar wind studying satellite finally caught back up with Earth's orbit after 16 years.