StupidiNews!

• In the wake of reports that veterans have died in the VA system waiting for care, the American Legion is calling for the resignation of Secretary of Veterans Affaris Eric Shinseki.
• Wildfires in Oklahoma have killed one so far and forced hundreds to evacuate the town of Guthrie, 30 miles north of Oklahoma City.
• Target Corp. has ousted CEO Gregg Steinhafel after December's massive data breach left millions of Target customers vulnerable to possible identity theft.
• Anti-terrorist operations by the Ukranian government continue in Crimea and Eastern Ukraine as 20 people were killed and dozens more injured in fighting near Slovyansk.
• Internet backbone operator Level 3 is claiming that six broadband internet companies have deliberately failed to upgrade their connections in order to force payments from content providers.