StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• United Nations officials say at least 1 million Iraqis have been displaced from their homes by sectarian violence, setting up the latest humanitarian refugee crisis in the Middle East.
• The WHite House has announced tens of millions of dollars to be used to stop a growing rise of undocumented children coming over the country's southern border.
• Ousted American Apparel founder and CEO Dov Charney was reportedly fired for misusing company funds and allowing the discrediting of at least one employee who accused him of sexual harassment.
• President Obama has said that arming Syrian rebels in order to overthrow President Bashar al-Assad is a "fantasy" as opposition groups are made up of civilians and not soldiers.
• The long-rumored Apple iWatch is reportedly coming in October with a 2.5" curved touchscreen, wireless charging, and sensors to track health and fitness.