StupidiNews!

• Four people were injured Monday when a roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain in California derailed after a tree branch fell on the tracks.
• The White House is confirming that most of the unaccompanied children crossing the border from Mexico will not be allowed to stay in the US and will be deported.
• Half a million people were urged to evacuate Monday as Japan's southern coast was battered by Super Typhoon Neoguri, the storm continuing to bring heavy rain across the country.
• Ukrainian forces are not resting on a cease fire as they continue to retake territory from pro-Russian separatist rebels, as EU sanctions against Russia may be expanded as early as Wednesday.
• Dutch-rooted space tourism company XCOR says if the Netherlands can survive the World Cup and win this week, the Dutch team is going to space on the house.