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• Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel says any mission to evacuate Iraqi Yazidis from the country's besieged Sinjar Mountains is now "far less likely" due to improving conditions.
• A fifth day of unrest in Ferguson, Missouri ended with heavily armed police arresting several reporters and dispersing peaceful protesters using tear gas and military grade weapons.
• Sanctions against Russia over the annexation of Crimea has resulted in an exodus of capital and the people running it to Europe.
• The latest Israel-Hamas cease fire in Gaza has been extended for five days, prompting hope that a more lasting cease-fire agreement can be reached.
• The FBI says facial recognition software played a major part in finding a wanted fugitive on the run for 14 years who was arrested in Nepal.