StupidiNews!

• Northern California is cleaning up after Sunday's magnitude 6.0 earthquake that shook Napa Valley to San Francisco Bay, the worst in the area since 1989's Loma Prieta quake.
• The planet's two largest ice sheets, one in Greenland, the other in Antarctica, are being depleted at the rate of 120 cubic miles each year, according to figures from the European Space Agency.
• Syria's Nusra Front wing of Al Qaeda has released American journalist Theo Curtis, missing in Syria since 2012.
• French President Francois Hollande has asked PM Manuel Valls to form a new cabinet over the direction of the French economy and challenges from the government over spending cuts.
• With the FCC's public comment period on the Comcast-Time Warner Cable merger set to expire today, the cable giant has a lot of fans formed by its charitable giving.