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• A female soldier shot and killed herself Monday morning at Fort Lee in Virginia after barricading herself inside an office.
• Comedian Billy Crystal honored his long-time friend Robin Williams at last night's Emmy Awards, calling him "the brightest star in the comedy galaxy."
• The World Health Organization is calling for substantial new regulations on e-cigarettes, including bans on indoor use and on sales to minors.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin will meet Ukranian President Petrol Poroshenko in Belarus today, in EU-sponsored talks that aim to find a peaceful solution to the situation in Crimea.
• California's smartphone "kill-switch" bill has become law, mandating that all smartphones sold after July 1 have software that can automatically wipe the phone if stolen or lost.