StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has dropped out of his re-election race due to an abdominal tumor, he will be replaced on the ballot by his brother Doug.
• The 7th Circuit Court of Appeals will allow Wisconsin's voter ID law to go into effect for November as the court considers a full ruling.
• US Secretary of State John Kerry is rejecting the notion of Iran joining the coalition of countries fighting ISIS militants, calling Tehran's involvement "not appropriate".
• London-based HSBC will pay $550 million in fines to settle subprime mortgage claims over faulty bonds sold to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from 2005 to 2007.
• Climate researchers say that the Earth's ozone layer is improving dramatically, but that greenhouse gas emissions are causing far more issues in our atmosphere.