StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• All of the nearly 50 Turkish consulate hostages held by ISIS in Northern Iraq for three months have been freed in a covert operation by Turkish forces.
• Pope Francis has named Bishop Blase Cupich as the new archbishop of the diocese of Chicago, who is widely seen as a moderate, diplomatic voice in the church.
• Embattled NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says the league will make major changes to the way it handles player conduct amid a growing domestic violence crisis.
• New Zealand Prime Minister John Key has won a third term in a landslide victory, with his National Party winning 48% of the vote.
• Chinese e-commerce company Alibaba raised nearly $22 billion on its first day on the NYSE, a record IPO making the company worth north of $200 billion.