StupidiNews!

• Convicted high school shooter T.J. Lane has been recaptured after escaping from an Ohio prison last night, found in a church less than 100 yards away from the prison's outer fence.
• Anchorage, Alaska police confirm former GOP Governor and one-time vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a "brawl" last weekend at a snowmobile race.
• As Russian troops fighting in Ukraine are not officially there according to the Russian government, the bodies of those who have died fighting raise many questions back home.
• As the EU and US will implement more economic sanctions against Russia today as the ruble hits a global low, Moscow is considering more retaliatory moves of its own.
• Apple's iPhone 6 is available for pre-order starting today from the Apple Store, mobile carriers, and retail stores.