StupidiNews!

• The Department of Justice will open a civil rights investigation into the entire Ferguson, Missouri police department after the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown by police.
• A federal judge in Louisiana has ruled to uphold the state's same-sex marriage ban, the first such ruling since last year's historic Windsor decision.
• President Obama and other NATO leaders will meet today in Wales to discuss the group's response to Russian aggression in Ukraine and Islamic State terrorists in Iraq and Syria.
• Al-Qaeda head Ayman al-Zawahiri has announced the formation of a new wing of the terrorist organization in the Indian subcontinent.
• Mobile carrier Verizon will pay a record $7.4 million fine for violating the privacy rights of customers over the last seven years.