StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Leaders in Iraq's Anbar Province are asking for US ground forces to help halt the advance of as many as 10,000 Islamic State fighters nearing Baghdad.
• Kmart is the latest major retailer to be hit by a data breach that may have compromised millions of credit card numbers and bank accounts.
• Weekend protests in the St. Louis area are starting off peacefully after a recent incident where an unarmed black teenager was shot and killed by police in St. Louis County.
• North Korean leader Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen publicly in more than a month, fueling speculation that he may be gravely ill, dead, or even that he was deposed by his sister.
• President Obama says that he is still "unequivocally committed to net neutrality" and that he wants the FCC to ban pay-for-play "fast lane" internet access.