StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Hurricane Gonzalo slammed into Bermuda as a strong Category 3 storm overnight, and Hurricane Ana is menacing the Hawaiian islands as a Category 1 storm this weekend.
• Michael Dunn, the man convicted of shooting unarmed black teenager Jordan Davis over a dispute involving loud music, was sentenced to life in prison plus 90 years.
• Iraqi pilots who have joined ISIS are training the group to fly three older fighter jets, but are not considered a major threat to US and coalition partners in the region.
• CDC officials say none of the people who came into contact with an Ohio nurse who has been diagnosed with Ebola are showing any symptoms themselves.
• New figures show cyber attacks on large US companies costs each firm an average of $12.7 million per year, up nearly 10% from 2012.