StupidiNews!

• Canadian officials have identified the shooter in yesterday's Parliament Hill attack in Ottawa as Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, the son of a Canadian immigration official.
• A man jumped over the fence at the White House Wednesday night before being tackled and arrested by Secret Service agents and K-9 units.
• South Carolina's GOP State House Speaker Bobby Harrell is expected to plead guilty to criminal ethics charges today in Columbia over falsifying his private plane's logbook to receive travel money.
• The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill says its investigation into academic fraud related to football and basketball affected 3,100 student athletes over 18 years.
• A new Pew Research study finds women ages 18-24 are the most likely group to suffer serious online harassment, including physical threats, stalking, and sustained harassment over months or years.