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• NYC officials say Dr. Craig Spencer, a US physician working for Doctors Without Borders, has returned from Guinea with the Ebola virus.
• Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says the state will fight to block a divorce by a lesbian couple who entered into a civil union in Vermont.
• Canadian police are investigating possible terrorism links to the man who shot and killed a Canadian soldier at Ottawa's War Memorial and attacked Parliament before being killed himself.
• European Union officials have endorsed a binding agreement to cut carbon emissions by 40% by 2030, an ambitious move to put pressure on both the US and China to follow suit.
• German scientists are attempting to recover a human genome from a 45,000 year old bone found in Siberia, to get enough data to compare DNA fragments with modern humans.