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• The Royal Canadian Mounted Police say Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, the gunman in last week's attack in Ottawa, recorded a video of himself that the Mounties are analyzing.
• Under pressure from the White House and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has relaxed a blanket quarantine of anyone returning from contact with an Ebola patient.
• Brazilians have narrowly re-elected President Dilma Rousseff with 52% of the vote, giving her Workers' Party four more years to fix Brazil's stagnant economy.
• The European Central Bank's year-long review of bank health has found that only 8 banks out of the 25 found with an asset shortfall have yet to take steps to fix the problem.
• Two big pharmacy chains in the US, Rite Aid and CVS Health, have dumped Apple Pay after just two weeks in favor of competing platform CurrentC.