StupidiNews!

• Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has won a seat on City Council, but his brother Doug was defeated for Mayor by John Tory.
• Police in Washington State say the teen gunman last week who killed two and wounded three before taking his own life  texted his victims to meet in the school cafeteria to ambush them.
• Loretta Lynch, current US Attorney for Brooklyn, has emerged as the lead choice to replace outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder after midterm elections.
• Harvard tops the new US News ranking of global universities, followed by MIT, UC Berkeley, Stanford, and Oxford.
• Google's newest search algorithm changes have bottomed out free TV and torrent sites in the last week, restricting traffic by up to 96%.