StupidiNews!

• Star San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner earned MVP as he held off the Kansas City Royals in Game 7 of the World Series to win 3-2.
• Local Italian citizens are angry that the US military has quarantined soldiers returning from Liberia at a base in Italy, prompting political protests and calls for all US troops to leave the country.
• Talks between Ukraine and Russia over natural gas deliveries have stalled as Moscow is demanding payment up front from European Union countries to cover Kiev's coming winter bill.
• The US Supreme Court will decide tomorrow on whether or not to hear the Republican appeal on Obamacare exchanges, which could lead to a decision ending federal exchange subsidies to 36 states.
• Microsoft is jumping into the fitness wearable tech market with Band, a wrist sensor that displays health info and connects to your phone via Bluetooth.