StupidiNews, Non-Election News Edition!

• Israeli police and Arab youth clashed at Jerusalem's Temple Mount, leaving 15 injured as police cleared Muslim protestors to make way for a rally for a Rabbi shot last week.
• NFL player Adrian Peterson will avoid jail time after taking a plea bargain on charges of child abuse and endangerment after admitting to disciplining his four-year-old son with a wooden branch.
• Turkish PM Ahmet Davutoglu has accused Syria of atrocities around the city of Aleppo, warning that Istanbul would face a massive refugee crisis if the city fell.
• A new Pentagon report dings the US Army for allowing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of military equipment to go missing in Afghanistan.
• In large US cities, 30-40% of Americans have no internet access whatsoever, with five Ohio cities making the list of top 25 cities with higher percentage without access.