StupidiNews!

• On Veteran's Day, VA Secretary Robert McDonald has announced a major rearrangement of the department, and disciplinary action against more than 5,600 employees.
• The FBI's latest figures on violent crime shows the number in 2013 was down to 1.16 million, the lowest number since 1978.
• The South Korean captain of a ferry that capsized in April, killing 304 passengers, was found guilty of negligence but acquitted on homicide charges and will serve 36 years in prison.
• Greece may have finally recorded its first quarter of economic expansion in six years, finally pulling out of the country's worst recession since WWII.
• A Chinese hacker attack has exposed up to 600,000 Postal Service employee records, including addresses and SSNs, according to the USPS.