StupidiNews!

• President Obama and Chinese President Xi Jinping have announced a bilateral agreement to cut carbon emissions by more than 25% over the next two decades.
• Republican Dan Sullivan is claiming victory in Alaska's Senate race with a margin of absentee ballots of less than 8,000 votes.
• Five global banks have been hit by fines totaling $3.4 billion for allowing currency traders to manipulate foreign exchange markets.
• Iran has signed a deal for up to eight nuclear reactors with Russia as nuclear talks with the West are stalled out.
• A major Windows vulnerability bug in transport layer stacks could allow hackers to take over entire computers and Microsoft is urging all Windows users to update this week's security patch.