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• An audio message purportedly from wounded Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has surfaced, where he taunts the US and its coalition partners and promises "death and destruction".
• An internal US Secret Service review of September's White House fence-climbing incident has found a number of failures leading to the security breach that the agency should have corrected.
• President Obama says he will veto a planned GOP passage of a bill forcing him to approve the Keystone XL pipeline in the House and Senate.
• Gasoline futures in the US continue to drop as oil prices are the lowest in years, meaning some motorists could see gas prices under $2 a gallon.
• Amazon and publisher Hatchette have come to an agreement on e-book pricing for Amazon's Kindle platform after months of negotiation.