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• Jerusalem police say a pair of Palestinian men armed with axes and knives broke into a synagogue and killed four Jewish worshipers and injured six others, including two police officers.
• DEA agents conducted surprise investigations of NFL team doctors and trainers over the weekend looking for abuses of prescription pain drugs for players.
• Japanese PM Shinzo Abe will call for snap elections in order to bolster his fortunes as the country slipped into its fourth recession in six years.
• Republican operatives used encoded Twitter feeds to pass along internal polling data so outside groups would know where to spend money, something that could be considered illegal.
• Social messaging app Snapchat wants users to be able to send money with its new Snapcash service, routed through online payment vendor Square.