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• As a grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri deliberates his fate, police officer Darren Wilson is reportedly in "negotiations" to resign from the Ferguson PD over his role in the death of Michael Brown.
• Republican responses to lat night's immigration speech and executive action by President Obama range from considering a Republican immigration bill in the next Congress to impeachment.
• NSA chief Adm. Mike Rogers says that China and "one or two other countries" are capable of shutting down US infrastructure through cyber attack, in a warning to House Intelligence members.
• British right-wing isolationist party UKIP has picked up a second seat in the House of Commons as MP David Reckless defected from the ruling Tories to join the controversial party.
• Researchers are working on single-molecule flash memory compounds that form a "cage" for storage.