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• Iraqi PM Haider al-Abadi says he has removed some 50,000 "ghost soldiers" who have abandoned their posts in the Iraqi Army from the rolls.
• A St. Louis police officers' group is demanding that several St. Louis NFL players face league punishment after showing solidarity on the field with Ferguson protesters.
• Hong Kong police are warning pro-democracy protesters not to return to the streets after they were able to successfully shut down a government HQ for several hours on Monday.
• Beijing-based Dalian Wanda Group, parent company of AMC Theaters, is making a $4.7 billion bid to buy a stake in studios Lions Gate and MGM.
• EU police agency Europol has arrested nearly 120 in a major credit card fraud sting to purchase plane tickets for illegal drug transport and human trafficking.